What a fucking waste of an outfit
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
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