i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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