I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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