What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I would ride that face into the sunset
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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