On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
i will never coherently bang her
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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