But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
We have started to decorate penises.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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