Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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