hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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