As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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