I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Randomize
