I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Slut skills are useful in every country.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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