Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Panties = found
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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