Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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