i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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