wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
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