There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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