My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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