Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
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