She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
a search helicopter?!
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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