Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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