Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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