I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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