Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Pants are for mortals
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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