whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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