He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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