so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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