Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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