Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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