just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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