trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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