Midget sex pt 2 tonight
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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