i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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