i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I bet he comes in French.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
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