You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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