just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
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