Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Randomize
