sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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