Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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