I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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