You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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