I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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