It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I need a hoe opinion
go on
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I know her cup size but not her name....
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