i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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