I got chris browned last night
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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