I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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