Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
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