Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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