dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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