Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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