my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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