Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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