what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
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