He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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